SASSY SARCASM: SARCASTIC FIGHTING

WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING IN MY BOOKS THE GLOVES COME OFF AND THE TONGUES ARE SHARPENED TO A FINE POINT.

STELLA AND LAURA JOUST OFTEN AND VICIOUSLY AND STELLA DOESN’T SPARE THE CAUSTIC REMARKS FOR OTHERS EITHER. SHE HAS ATTACKED ELAINE AND LAURA’S MOTHER.

MYRNA, WHO I INTRODUCED IN DEAD TO WRITES, WILL DO BATTLE WITH HER WIT WHEN STELLA RETURNS AFTER A STINT IN THE SLAMMER.  THESE TWO LADIES WILL GO HEAD TO HEAD WHILE FIGHTING OVER STELLA’S OLD APARTMENT WHERE MYRNA NOW RESIDES.

HERE ARE A FEW SCENES WHERE STELLA AND LAURA FIRST TRADED BARBS AND REJOINDERS!

Mrs. Fitz, a moment please.”

A moment with Stella would ensure a parking spot on the football field. Instead I painted on a face and did fake graciousness to the hilt.

“Just one I am running late for class.”

“Too much nooky will do that.”

“Stella, your point…?”

“Yes …right…